Lucas Phlipsak

Residence
Oakland, CA | EMAIL LUCAS
Marital status
Married
Spouse
Janice
Children
None
College / schools
CCSF
Occupation
I listen to Joe Biden speeches and I drink “the spirits’ and when I get all amped up I break into a dead sprint and when I do I just tackle the next person on the sidewalk wearing a hat as hard as I can and grab his hat and start running again and with the adrenaline pumping running away and everything is a great cardio workout that pays for itself in neat hats and life experience. And that’s also how I’d like to protect social security for everyone, Joe. I appreciate your asking.
Past residences
Cambridge, Hoosick Falls, NY | Marysville, Yuba City, and Oakland, CA.
Past jobs
Mental Health Technician, USAF | “Paper Jogger”, Cambridge Pacific | Labor, Scott’s Auto
Other activities
Volunteering | Distance Running | Reading them books and such carrying ons
Favorite teachers
Mr. Salisbury, Mr. Lapitsky
Military service
US Air Force
Memories
I wrestled Salisbury one time and he threw me on a pile of books for a minute but I took him down eventually. It was more awesome then than it sounds now trust me. | Gonna name a kid Rhombus or Trapezoid someday and go to CCS drunk and mad and covered in grease with no shoes on and looking for a hundred bucks from somebody.
Comments
If the New York Jets don’t get it together, I may as well get cirrhosis now.